“It’s like that restaurant, Spaghetti City.”
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“My wife is being sly but the pie is nigh.”
“There is no ashtray.”
“I’m not going to put potato salad in tinfoil.”
“Enough of your clay pots, cream cheese, no cows.”
“I got an 81% positive click rate.”
“Your mouth needs an exorcism.”
“I’ll get my hat.”
“Does everybody parachute?”
“You killed my sandwich!”