“There goes my prized white rice.”
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“Teenagers are attracted to bad boys.”
“Do you do bean casting?”
“I force-fed him. He should be ok for a while.
“Will you please be my friend?”
“Humans are weak animals.”
“Yes, I’m dead you know.”
“I’ve always got space for watermelon.”
“She could use some tea.”
“Those are boob cakes.”
