“I do not hate polar bears.”
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“Is that pie?”
“Two loose canons, wearing turquoise blouses.”
“Sauce is the litmus test of a civilisation.”
“Now we go south. There are millions of fundamentalists there.”
“A podcast hosted by two wise trees.”
“The sex thing was a metaphor for Gothic literature.”
“Catchphrase then kill.”
“Ideas are the new sexy.”
“Thank you for the gift of your body’s moisture.”